Laundry Room Time: 12:00 pm
"Hello, kiddies, welcome to the first ADDition of TALES FROM THE COLLEGE. I'm your host Mr. Worse, Dean of PERMANENT student residence. Since this is my FIRST-YEAR show, I wanted to show you a DOUBLE ROOM but I had trouble selecting a roommate. I couldn't DIFFERENTIATE between them. So, tonight I've decided to introduce you to Kevin Johnson. But unfortunately he's been experiencing a BINARY BREAKDOWN. Perhaps, you can ADVISE him or maybe all he needs is...A BREATH OF FRESH BLAIR!"
*SNAP* That was the sound of your last nerve cracking. You've lived here in Blair Hall too long. The neglectful RA, the screams at night, the fights in the halls and the vomit in the bathroom. You've tolerated it all until now. But now the sight of the broken dryer has caused the very last ounce of tolerance you had to come smashing down. You mind has performed a complete register dump of it's ability to think rationally. You are experiencing a BINARY BREAKDOWN!
An Interactive In-Joke.
Copyright (c) 1996 by Jesse Burneko.
Release 2 / Serial number 971119 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
This room is supposed to be the laundry room. If not for the word of your RA you would easily have believed that this was the junkyard. The hallway is to the east.
A broken dryer slouches in one corner.
The companion machine, a washer, sits beside it.
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