You there, you look depressed. How about I try to cheer you up, eh? Would you like to hear a story?
Well, I admit it isn't the cheeriest story, but it's an interesting one. As far as I can tell, it first appeared on an Internet imageboard years ago, but I guarantee you it's a true story. Some of the details are a bit sketchy, though, seeing as how it's been around for so long.
You'd like to hear it? Alright then. Here goes.
If you go into this one tiny, dingy one-story bar in Paris, and the right bartender is behind the counter that night, you might be able to see a very exclusive gallery show of the lost works of one Henri Beauchamp. But, to get in, you have to prove you're a devotee of the artist.
You sit down directly in front of the bartender. He asks you, in clear and perfect English, "What would you like to partake of this glorious night?"
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