Your Bedroom                                        Score: 0     Moves: 1      
 
 
Yesterday, as you were walking through Central Park, a meteorite crashed nearby, bathing you in cosmic radiation.  It only made the twelth page of the paper, under Dear Abby.  Of course, if anyone could have foreseen the awful effects of that accident, it surely would have been a front page story.  But there was no way for you, or anyone else, to predict that the result of that accident would be....
 
The Underoos That Ate New York!
An Interactive Quickie by G. Kevin Wilson
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Your Bedroom (on the bed)
Home sweet home for a '60s throwback bachelor like yourself.  Assorted, but unimportant decorations litter the walls and ceiling.  To the west is a door that, as you fuzzily recall, leads into your walk-in closet.  To the east is a hallway, that, as you even more fuzzily recall, leads to the kitchen.
 
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