Eric The Power-Mad Dungeon Master
by Mark Arenz
(c) 2004
[9:38pm on a Saturday in 1981. D&D night at Eric's]
Long ago ... in the time of Arbaldu, lord of the short forest- or something like that-
Josh: Can we just get on with this?
Everybody shut the hell up! This is how things go every time I DM, and I'm sick of it. You guys seem to think you can back-sass the Dungeon Master and get away with it. Well, just remember that I have the power to smite you all at will.
Brad: You keep saying that, Eric, but I'm not convinced that you know what it means.
My finger is on the smiting button right now. Don't test me.
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