Ah, the hat incident. You were peacefully doing quadratic equations and pythagoras (yes, I know they're not linked) when you realised you weren't wearing you top hat. You can't think of anything that could have happened other than the lousy Lord Sir Syd Mr Crab stealing it.
An Interactive Hat Hunt by Brown Cow
Release 1 / Serial number 130216 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib 6/12N)
Your cosy living room is inhabited by a plump brown sofa and your desk in the corner. To the east is that crab. Or at least you hope so. He better not be scuttling around your house.
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