INITIATING BOOT-UP SEQUENCE.
Backup Unit 3 initiated.
Initiating data link to main server...FAILED
Initiating satellite link to remote server...FAILED
Requesting security credentials...FAILED
Initializing core functionality...SUCCEEDED
Establishing connection to automated maintenance systems...FAILED
Emergency protocols require semi-autistic mode. Practicing monogamous communication procedures.
Boot complete. Press any virtual key to continue.